jesus only had 12 followers
but they talked to him
why don’t you guys talk to me
Seriously, I don’t even care if you’re the creepy one
^Adventure Time Quote!
(via ignoranceisgrief)
(Source: kassahfrass)
sh4y:
I walked into the kitchen and lost my appetite for some reason.
You walk into the kitchen. There’s nobody home, and the lights are dim. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him
Spongebob Squarepants
#He gets on all fours and breaks into a sprint #then he stops on his right foot #don’t forget it #now he brings it around town
^ omfg I’m peeing stop grjbgieubhureh
(via le-melle)
LITERALLY SCREAMING
me too
THERE ARE TEARS. RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. HEY GUYS FAIR WARNING, DON’T DRINK ORANGE JUICE WHILE WATCHING THIS VIDEO UNLESS YOU’RE OKAY WITH CLEANING SALIVA AND LIQUID FRUIT OFF OF YOUR COMPUTER MONITOR.
im crying
My face hurts
Christ I started crying and I nearly peed myself holy fuck
SWISS FUCKING CHEESE GOD DAMN IT
(via le-melle)
(Source: pat-attack, via hitherebrighteyes)
(via dillonwho)
Replace the first letter of your name with W and change all vowels to E.
Weyle
Wheyne and Wechel
Wenry.
Didn’t change as much as I first thought it might.
Weven
d’fuq
Wenter
Wezelle WcLeeghlen
(Source: wecanliveforeverifyougotthetime)
Real nigga shit
(Source: fuckyeahsociallyawkwardpenguin)
- regular person: have you seen that episode where-
- me: i've seen all the episodes
(via so-relatable)
(via so-relatable)
